- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Deadly cancer.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Wy did the chicken?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

ass in my face ? no

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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