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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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E= McVagina

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Harry Styles

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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