what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Two english guys meet at work

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