- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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