why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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hi mom

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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