why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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I can't see my forehead

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yes!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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vaginas

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Anti Joke

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