Black People.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Bob dole

Your mums a penis joke.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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