Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Kelly Clarkson

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

SC Johnson a Family Company

You smell like shit

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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