why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Women's rights.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Chicken

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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