- Anti Joke

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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