Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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a man is running away

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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