a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

woman's rights

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

No, Trinidad.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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