A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

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