do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are purple

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

thumb_up thumb_down -1

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

thumb_up thumb_down -1

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops