A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Justin's hair

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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