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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Knock knock Come in

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

american government

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Charlotte Bobcats

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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