when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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hi

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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