- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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