- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Are you Drew?

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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