- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Whats funnier than 24.....25

modern love

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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