- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Civil Rights.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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