three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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