What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Penis

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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