- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Mike tyson

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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