what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Bob dole

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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xavier stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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