Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Women's rights

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Hitler

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Two english guys meet at work

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Donald Trump

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No, Trinidad.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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