- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

whats chinese noodles

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

child labor

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

You have cancer

womens rights

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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