- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Cleveland winning something

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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