- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

religion.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Homosexuals are gay.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall