A Frenchman stays and fights

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

do you want to hear a joke?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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