Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Anti Joke

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