Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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