- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Badgers are cool

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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