- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

I never asked for this.

Oh...okay, good.

why is john so fat years of over eating

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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