- Anti Joke

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

i like turtals and kids

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Women's rights