- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Your mom is fat

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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