- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why does life suck? Because it does

Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Worst joke ever

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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