Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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