Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Dogs in my home.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

this is not an anti joke

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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