Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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