- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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