can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Oh...okay, good.

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I never asked for this.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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I had sex with my mother in law

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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