Bean.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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knock knock get lost!

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Women's rights.

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Woman's rights

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Anti Joke

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