- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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