Yo momma so fat, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

thumb_up thumb_down -6

kkk

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did it die Nothing died

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Bob dole

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops