Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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