President Donald Trump

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Breast cancer.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A mans opinion.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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