What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

If life throws you melons... ouch

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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