Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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vaginas

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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the love boat

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Anti Joke

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