- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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