why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

u jelly?

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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