Hearpin my durp

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

politically correct!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

I just can't stand sitting down!

your moms my other ride

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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