- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

your moms my other ride

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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