- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

this girl died

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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