- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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