- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Your Mom.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Women's rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

girls lacrosse

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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