What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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raping black women

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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U mad?

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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