- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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