What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Neither does he.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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