What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Penis

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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