How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your mom.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

melon

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

the WNBA

President Donald Trump

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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