What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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69- by Adam Chebali

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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men's rights.

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boo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Anti Joke

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