Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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I never asked for this.

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Take this and put it- No.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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