If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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The Barackness Monster

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Women's rights.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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