- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it? 20:45.

shut up kobe!

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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