Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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im watching you..

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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brandon ya twwat

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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YOU

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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