- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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