My pet rock died.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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kkk

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Hi

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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A women's opinion.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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